Mwahaha! Here to share some big mama jokes! Most of them from eric, and I kope ALL his mama's jokes here! Got me laughing like hell! See! Haha!
Your mama is so fat, that she has her own postal code.
Your mama is so fat, that when she dances pole dancing, people ask where is the pole.
Your mama is so fat, that when she walked pass the TV, I missed 2 shows.
Your mama is so thin, that when she dances pole dancing, people ask where is the dancer.
Your mama is so fat, folk exercise by jogging around her!
Your mama's so short, when she takes passport photo, you can see her whole body.
Your mama is so fat, that when she climbs up the weighing scale, my phone number appears.
Your mama is so poor, when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ' Ding-Dong ' .
Your mama is so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry .
Your mama is so fat when she is in titanic, the iceberg broke when it got hit.
Your mama is so fat that when she is in great wall of china, i could see her from the moon.
Your mama is so dumb that she starved in a grocery store.
Your mama is so sick that she drank medicine out of the toilet bowl.
Your mama is so fat when she wears a X belt, a helicopter landed on her.
HAHA FUNNY ANOT! I LOVE BIG FAT FAT MAMA JOKES!
Eric, haha you are good at fat mama jokes lmao.
Inspiration from LW, haha.
